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We blame this on our human assistant. Seriously, we are all way too cute to actually make a mistake on our own and the bi-peds are clearly inferior to our intellect and skills. After all, they go “work” every day so that they can earn enough money to feed us, entertain us, transport us, etc. So we are clearly the superior species, right?
So, anyway, we had our human assistant share all of our awards the other day. Only, they forgot one.
We can hear it now. Because the blogger was a cat, we ignored them. But hear us now, we would never ignore a cat. Cower at the hissing and the claws, yes, but ignore, never. Besides this cat is cute and adorable. In addition, Huffle is running a competition and the prize is Happy Hearts Cookies, so we are currently kissing some serious kitty-cat butt. So we have chewed on, jumped on, and clawed the human assistant and insisted that they publish this heartfelt and sincere apology.
Yep, A MONTH AGO, Huffle awarded us this fantastic award:
As punishment for being so slow, the human assistant will be made to share the human bed, the human couch, and selected human food as well as walk us and take us for long hikes. Wait, that happens anyway. Suggestions for other punishment for our pitiful humans?
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