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We blame this on our human assistant. Seriously, we are all way too cute to actually make a mistake on our own and the bi-peds are clearly inferior to our intellect and skills. After all, they go “work” every day so that they can earn enough money to feed us, entertain us, transport us, etc. So we are clearly the superior species, right?
So, anyway, we had our human assistant share all of our awards the other day. Only, they forgot one.
We can hear it now. Because the blogger was a cat, we ignored them. But hear us now, we would never ignore a cat. Cower at the hissing and the claws, yes, but ignore, never. Besides this cat is cute and adorable. In addition, Huffle is running a competition and the prize is Happy Hearts Cookies, so we are currently kissing some serious kitty-cat butt. So we have chewed on, jumped on, and clawed the human assistant and insisted that they publish this heartfelt and sincere apology.
Yep, A MONTH AGO, Huffle awarded us this fantastic award:
As punishment for being so slow, the human assistant will be made to share the human bed, the human couch, and selected human food as well as walk us and take us for long hikes. Wait, that happens anyway. Suggestions for other punishment for our pitiful humans?
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Congrats on the awards. And trust me, you do what to stay in Huffle’s good graces so you can win those cookies!
Steve
Congrats on your award!
BOL, I like the OP Pack’s suggestion too! I’ll be waiting for pictures! 🙂
Mochi
I’m sure whatever you come up with will be a very good punishment! I know Queen Natasha the Evil will have some good ideas.
Huffle Mawson
We love OP’s suggestions. But we would add one thing- eat something really smelly like tripe and then cover them in kisses.
Brice
Congrats on the award !!! We think you need to put the humans on the leashes and take them for a walk, then stick them in crates for the night and withhold all food and treats. And most important, you need to get that flashy beast and take lots of pictures of them.
Happy weekend.
Woos, the OP Pack
It iz okay. Congwatuwashuns on yur award!
Wuv,
Gus and Waldo
Congrats on the award, even if it is a bit late, as for punishment, you could always do something with a rat… oh no wait, that’s what I use, I am sure one of you could come up with something, after all you are huskies!
-Kira The BeaWootiful
Khongrats on the award!
Yes, fur a KHAT, Huffle is pretty khool – but then again, she is an honourary husky!
I feel your pain on the need to blame it on the human(s) – ‘nuf said!
As for punishment, well, just whatever Natasha has up her paws should do the trikhk!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra