Morning Squirrel Sentry

The early bird may get the worm, but—much to Roscoe’s disappointment—the morning squirrel sentry does not get his rodent.

Our readers have probably noticed a slight interest in squirrels from our Dear Roscoe P. Maybe “interest” isn’t a strong enough word. Let’s call it an obsession. In this case, our morning squirrel sentry is searching for any possible slip-up by the tree rats, but, alas, Roscoe is learning the early bird may get the worm, but the early canine does not get the squirrel. At least not this time.


  1. The Oceanside Animals on February 7, 2021 at 1:06 pm

    Lulu: “Well you know what they say. Give a squirrel an inch and it’ll take an acorn. Or, um, something like that.”

  2. Debbie and Ruby on February 7, 2021 at 10:14 am

    Roscoe has squirrels and Ruby has feral cats.. She is outside making believe she is watching the snow come down, but really looking into the woods for the evil cat(s). We do know a Husky will kill what they catch.

  3. tammy j on February 7, 2021 at 9:30 am

    everyone needs a hobby Hu Dad!
    squirrel sentry is good for a thoughtful and cool dude like Roscoe P.
    btw… I forgot what the P stands for?

    • The Thundering Herd on February 7, 2021 at 9:55 am

      Trivia from the old TV show Dukes of Hazzard – Sheriff Rosco Purvis Coltrane.

  4. Jean Burkhardt on February 7, 2021 at 7:11 am

    Oh Roscoe-I think it’s terrible those squirrels don’t at least TRY and just come down the trees a LITTLE to get your brain MORE excited-lol!

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