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Everyone who faces a commute appreciates a quality traffic report, so we update you with the status of the Siberian Superhighway.
With dinner preparations underway in the kitchen, our first sign of traffic troubles was the breakdown of a single Siberian in the main route. We have an effective block of all lanes of traffic requiring a significant time delay in detouring all of the way around the kitchen. Such traffic problems could result in a dinner delay. The alternative is to take the toll route though we understand rush hour tolls are currently in place. The price will be steep.
But that’s not the worst problem in today’s traffic woes. Yes, we have to report a multiple Sibe pileup involving a rollover. We understand cargo, significant amounts of Siberian fur, have been strewn across the thoroughfare. Delays will be significant as our crews work to clean up this mess.
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