Share This Story
Everyone who faces a commute appreciates a quality traffic report, so we update you with the status of the Siberian Superhighway.
A disabled Sibe is blocking the Kitchen Expressway
With dinner preparations underway in the kitchen, our first sign of traffic troubles was the breakdown of a single Siberian in the main route. We have an effective block of all lanes of traffic requiring a significant time delay in detouring all of the way around the kitchen. Such traffic problems could result in a dinner delay. The alternative is to take the toll route though we understand rush hour tolls are currently in place. The price will be steep.
Just pay the toll.
But that’s not the worst problem in today’s traffic woes. Yes, we have to report a multiple Sibe pileup involving a rollover. We understand cargo, significant amounts of Siberian fur, have been strewn across the thoroughfare. Delays will be significant as our crews work to clean up this mess.
Multiple Siberian pileup with a rollover.
8 Comments
Leave a Comment
Read Another Story
← Back One Story ◊ OR ◊ Forward One Story →
Hu-Dad's Latest Musing
Our Hu-Dad shares the latest updates on his writing projects, the books he's reading, and other details in random musings posted on his website. You can check out his novels there as well.
Horrible Hurricane Helene: Why So Bad for WNC?
October 29, 2024
Hurricane Helene was a monster storm, but the way it hit Western North Carolina couldn’t have been much worse.
Hu-Dad's Novels
His books pay for our food!
Thank you for the laugh today! Yes, we have multiple daily occurrence of disabled a Sibe blocking exit doorways.
Great post today Hu-dad!
This is hilarious! I needed a good laugh to start my day. I hope a good belly rub took care of that rollover.
Thank you for making me smile this morning. We frequently experience a disabled Sibe blocking the front door.
Oh my…definitely a Sibe pileup and rollover! I agree with Lori, belly rubs and ear scratches! I would guess Miss Kiska is directing cleanup of strewn fur and Qannik directing traffic? Hilarious and started my day laughing out loud!
Thanks for the laugh this am!! Too funny and so true !!
Love this! Especially love the rollover! I think that requires an underbelly rub ????
This is BY FAR-the funniest post and started my day with a laugh!!! Especially LOVE the last photo of the “Multiple Siberian pileup with a rollover”-LOL!!!!!!!