Siberian Superhighway Traffic Report

Everyone who faces a commute appreciates a quality traffic report, so we update you with the status of the Siberian Superhighway.

A disabled Sibe is blocking the Kitchen Expressway

A disabled Sibe is blocking the Kitchen Expressway

With dinner preparations underway in the kitchen, our first sign of traffic troubles was the breakdown of a single Siberian in the main route. We have an effective block of all lanes of traffic requiring a significant time delay in detouring all of the way around the kitchen. Such traffic problems could result in a dinner delay. The alternative is to take the toll route though we understand rush hour tolls are currently in place. The price will be steep.

Just pay the toll.

Just pay the toll.

But that’s not the worst problem in today’s traffic woes. Yes, we have to report a multiple Sibe pileup involving a rollover. We understand cargo, significant amounts of Siberian fur, have been strewn across the thoroughfare. Delays will be significant as our crews work to clean up this mess.

Multiple Siberian pileup with a rollover.

Multiple Siberian pileup with a rollover.

8 Comments

  1. May Miura on July 19, 2018 at 1:31 am

    Thank you for the laugh today! Yes, we have multiple daily occurrence of disabled a Sibe blocking exit doorways.

  2. Juno's mom on July 18, 2018 at 10:19 am

    Great post today Hu-dad!

  3. Deborah Rolman on July 18, 2018 at 8:50 am

    This is hilarious! I needed a good laugh to start my day. I hope a good belly rub took care of that rollover.

  4. Padma Bending on July 18, 2018 at 7:51 am

    Thank you for making me smile this morning. We frequently experience a disabled Sibe blocking the front door.

  5. BJ Mills on July 18, 2018 at 7:43 am

    Oh my…definitely a Sibe pileup and rollover! I agree with Lori, belly rubs and ear scratches! I would guess Miss Kiska is directing cleanup of strewn fur and Qannik directing traffic? Hilarious and started my day laughing out loud!

  6. HokiePack on July 18, 2018 at 7:16 am

    Thanks for the laugh this am!! Too funny and so true !!

  7. Lori on July 18, 2018 at 7:14 am

    Love this! Especially love the rollover! I think that requires an underbelly rub ????

  8. Jean B Burkhardt on July 18, 2018 at 5:37 am

    This is BY FAR-the funniest post and started my day with a laugh!!! Especially LOVE the last photo of the “Multiple Siberian pileup with a rollover”-LOL!!!!!!!

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