Ruby Tuesday – The Non-Beach Dogs

Can you believe my cousins got to go the beach, and not me? I am Mr. Goody Four Paws and would have been well behaved in the S-RV.

And me? Would I have caused problems? I mean, MAJOR problems? Little ones don't count.


  1. Sagira on October 11, 2010 at 4:51 pm

    How could they not take you to the beach? πŸ™

  2. Clive on October 6, 2010 at 9:55 am

    Ah, we’re so sorry to hear you didn’t get to go!

    Maybe next time!

  3. Koda on October 6, 2010 at 6:37 am

    I’m sure there was an important reason…?


    Protecting buried treasure? Or something equally as important might suffice for a non-excursion

  4. Ruby's Raiser on October 6, 2010 at 12:18 am

    Ruby, Tartok, next time when they’re picking who goes, do Eeny Meeny. It’s only fair. Just make sure when it’s each your turn, you pick Meeny. Or just steal the keys.

  5. Kari on October 5, 2010 at 9:45 pm

    You guys are so unloved…


  6. sikumarie on October 5, 2010 at 7:14 pm

    Yeah, you guys NEVER get to go ANYWHERE!

  7. Huffle Mawson on October 5, 2010 at 5:27 pm

    You two need to stage a sit in or something to express your displeasure. I was going to suggest hunger strike but that seemed counter-productive.

  8. sychoberians on October 5, 2010 at 4:57 pm

    I think your going depends on how well the humans secure the food on the countertops in the SRV. Not us, but your human relatives could consider losing all of the weeks human camping food a major problem.

    Remy and Flash

  9. The OP Pack on October 5, 2010 at 3:33 pm

    Well, we are pretty sure Mr.Tartok is really well-behaved, but that look of innocence on Miss Ruby doesn’t fool us one bit:)

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

  10. Houndstooth on October 5, 2010 at 2:04 pm

    Hee hee! I absolutely think they both should have gotten to go!

  11. Sonic on October 5, 2010 at 10:14 am


    If it’s one drawback about being a big sibe, it’s that you can’t hide in small places like us small dogs can. If I didn’t whine for attention so much, I bet I could sneak into the car and follow Momma and Pops to work, and they’d never notice.


  12. Sage on October 5, 2010 at 9:02 am

    You just have to keep reminding yourselves that you stayed dry. I hope they brought you back some nice presents though!!

  13. Huskys Rule on October 5, 2010 at 8:16 am

    Sneak into the SRV & hide in the bathroom but you have to be quiet. The humans won’t discover you till they get to the beach!! 6 huskies … 8 huskies what is 2 more added to the party just more sibe fun!!
    Licks & Nibbles,
    Kody & Nia

  14. Wild Dingo on October 5, 2010 at 4:55 am

    Ruby Ruby Ruby… Trouble is your middle name! little or big… you know how to find it, cause it, dish it… yes, that would be a huge gap in not including a heaping dish of trouble in their next beach vacation. in fact, perhaps you should um, let them know how you feel? tee hee…

  15. El'bow & Hauwii on October 5, 2010 at 4:46 am

    what didnt go to the beach!!!!

    oooh wel next time πŸ™‚

    El’bow & Hauwii

  16. Khyra on October 5, 2010 at 1:22 am

    I vote NEXT year woo join The Herd fur the beach experience!

    Charleston needs MORE Sibe enkhounters!


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