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Dear Humans –
I’m mad. Can you tell?
Wednesday morning, you made me miss breakfast. Breakfast. That, may I remind you, is a meal. Food. Need I remind you of how I get when breakfast is late? And this wasn’t late. This was missed. Gone.
For what? A visit to the V-E-T. That’s two strikes. Ok, I like the vet because she is nice to me and gives me cookies, but then there is that temperature taking thing. That is just uncalled for. Seriously.
And I got the sleepy juice as my buddy Echo calls it. My reward for that? I heard the snickers that evening as I could never quite get fully awake and stumbled around. Insulting. Strike 3 – You’re out!
Ok, so my teeth are clean and shiny white. But I am not showing them off. Nope. Not smiling. I am behind one meal. So here’s the deal. I get an extra meal, you get your bed back. Until then, hope the floor is comfortable. NOT.
Let me know when you want to talk turkey. Literally.
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The Queen and Decorum
Even after a long hike, a Queen must always avoid a fashion faux pas like, say, an out of place tongue. No, the Queen and Decorum are intact.
You don’t look upset, but I’m glad you got the bed. I don’t like the sleepy juice either!
But I’ll bet you no longer have doggy-breath!
And you look lovely when you’re mad!
Now that is a good chewing out. I bet your humans are shaking in their shoes. I know Ammy from the Ao4 gets really mad when she misses her meals too, but I don’t think she can pull off a look like that.
Woo sure don’t mince words, do woo, Natasha? Hold your ground (or the bed) and make them pay up!
Woos, the OP Pack
Dear Queen Natasha, I am behind you 100%! What is wrong with those fool humans anyway.I bow to your dominance!
Oh, COOL! Natasha, did that work??! I love it when girls talk tough like that!
We’re sorry that it’s taking a while to recover from the sleepy juice. We’re going to be posting in the next few days about the different flavors of sleepy juice.
And we have a post coming too for boys of the herd since I know that they are the ones that were making fun of one of Momma’s pet names for me.
I don’t find you mad AT ALL !
Woo know how to khontrol your subjekhts – even when they are the diffiukhult to train biped breed!
PeeEssWoo: I’m sure woo would show me your fresh pearlie whites!