Growl

Dear Humans – 

I’m mad.  Can you tell?

Natasha 1

Wednesday morning, you made me miss breakfast.  Breakfast.  That, may I remind you, is a meal.  Food.  Need I remind you of how I get when breakfast is late?  And this wasn’t late.  This was missed.  Gone.

For what?  A visit to the V-E-T.  That’s two strikes.  Ok, I like the vet because she is nice to me and gives me cookies, but then there is that temperature taking thing.  That is just uncalled for.  Seriously.  

And I got the sleepy juice as my buddy Echo calls it.  My reward for that?  I heard the snickers that evening as I could never quite get fully awake and stumbled around.  Insulting.  Strike 3 – You’re out!

Ok, so my teeth are clean and shiny white.  But I am not showing them off.  Nope.  Not smiling.  I am behind one meal.  So here’s the deal.  I get an extra meal, you get your bed back.  Until then, hope the floor is comfortable.  NOT.

Natasha 2

Let me know when you want to talk turkey.  Literally.

Sincerely,

Queen Natasha the Evil

9 Comments

  1. Mochi on March 9, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    You don’t look upset, but I’m glad you got the bed. I don’t like the sleepy juice either!

    Mochi

  2. simcha on March 7, 2009 at 12:47 am

    But I’ll bet you no longer have doggy-breath!

    And you look lovely when you’re mad!

    Simcha

  3. Steve & Kat on March 6, 2009 at 11:36 pm

    Now that is a good chewing out. I bet your humans are shaking in their shoes. I know Ammy from the Ao4 gets really mad when she misses her meals too, but I don’t think she can pull off a look like that.

    Steve

  4. The OP Pack on March 6, 2009 at 8:50 pm

    Woo sure don’t mince words, do woo, Natasha? Hold your ground (or the bed) and make them pay up!

    Woos, the OP Pack

  5. Kira on March 6, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    Dear Queen Natasha, I am behind you 100%! What is wrong with those fool humans anyway.I bow to your dominance!

  6. the Army of Four on March 6, 2009 at 11:47 am

    Oh, COOL! Natasha, did that work??! I love it when girls talk tough like that!
    Play bows,
    Zim

  7. princess eva on March 6, 2009 at 10:20 am

    We’re sorry that it’s taking a while to recover from the sleepy juice. We’re going to be posting in the next few days about the different flavors of sleepy juice.

    And we have a post coming too for boys of the herd since I know that they are the ones that were making fun of one of Momma’s pet names for me.

    Brice

  8. Four Musketeers on March 6, 2009 at 10:11 am

    I don’t find you mad AT ALL !
    BOL !

  9. Khyra on March 6, 2009 at 8:55 am

    Woo know how to khontrol your subjekhts – even when they are the diffiukhult to train biped breed!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra
    PeeEssWoo: I’m sure woo would show me your fresh pearlie whites!

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