Siberian Husky translation by novelist D. K. Wall
Quick – call the ASPCA or, better, Meeshka, Attorney at Claw. We have video proof of the abuse our humans heap upon us everyday. Witness poor Kodiak:
WOO WOO Kodiak
Your humans are just being mean! Next time, you need to butt-stiff them after you get your nose cold in the snow!
Thor and Marco Polo
When the police knock on the door, please let them in. They will be serving your humans with a restraining order. They must stay 10 feet away from your tail at all times.
The Husky Services Division will also be visiting to ensure that your humans keep the required amount of livergreat in their fridge, and that you are fed at least three times a day.
Attorney at Claw
What is it with humans always feeling the need to grab our fluffy tails?!? They must be very jealous that they don’t have fluffy tails of their own.
Hey! Hey! Hands off the tail!
You really DO need to call Meeshka!
I’m sure woo khan only imagine what MFT is subjekhted to!?!
PeeEssWoo: Next time your human is in Philadelphia, he should let me know and I’ll sniff in his direkhtion AND make sure I toss some fun into the breeze!
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