Proof of Abuse

Quick – call the ASPCA or, better, Meeshka, Attorney at Claw. We have video proof of the abuse our humans heap upon us everyday. Witness poor Kodiak:


5 Comments

  1. Thor and Marco Polo on December 19, 2008 at 11:00 pm

    WOO WOO Kodiak

    Your humans are just being mean! Next time, you need to butt-stiff them after you get your nose cold in the snow!

    Hugs
    Thor and Marco Polo

  2. Meeshka on December 18, 2008 at 5:48 pm

    Kodiak,

    When the police knock on the door, please let them in. They will be serving your humans with a restraining order. They must stay 10 feet away from your tail at all times.

    The Husky Services Division will also be visiting to ensure that your humans keep the required amount of livergreat in their fridge, and that you are fed at least three times a day.

    Meeshka
    Attorney at Claw

  3. Steve & Kat on December 18, 2008 at 12:53 pm

    What is it with humans always feeling the need to grab our fluffy tails?!? They must be very jealous that they don’t have fluffy tails of their own.

    Steve

  4. The Army of Four on December 18, 2008 at 10:27 am

    Hey! Hey! Hands off the tail!
    You really DO need to call Meeshka!
    Tail wags,
    Storms

  5. Khyra on December 18, 2008 at 5:55 am

    Oh yes!

    I’m sure woo khan only imagine what MFT is subjekhted to!?!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra
    PeeEssWoo: Next time your human is in Philadelphia, he should let me know and I’ll sniff in his direkhtion AND make sure I toss some fun into the breeze!

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