Royal Lawn Ornament

His Royal Highness Little Prince Typhoon Phooey has selected his springtime napping spot, as immobile as a royal lawn ornament.

Don't disturb my comfort - the royal lawn ornament
Don’t disturb my comfort

Typhoon has claimed a spot of the yard as his own, with its cool, comfy, cushion of grass. He has no plans to move and wants everyone to leave him alone to maximize napping.

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5 Comments

  1. Juno's mom on April 18, 2023 at 12:07 pm

    Lying in the cool grass and getting grounded. He knows how to chill.

  2. Padma Bending on April 18, 2023 at 11:16 am

    I suspect Roscoe has plans for that Royal lawn ornament.

  3. Debbie & Miss Ruby on April 18, 2023 at 8:43 am

    Just the lawn ornament everyone needs!!

  4. JEAN BURKHARDT on April 18, 2023 at 6:35 am

    I agree-A gorgeous lawn ornament!!!!

  5. mary michaud on April 18, 2023 at 6:26 am

    but such a beautiful lawn ornament!!

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