Suave Security

We haven’t been taking security seriously lately, but Frankie has begun walking the fence perimeter with some Suave Security.

Frankie Suave Security Services
Frankie Suave Security Services

For years, our great Chief of Security Miss Kiska patrolled our perimeter of the Maggie Valley house. She monitored every creature who neared our fence and warned them away no matter their size or intent. Bears, coyote, bobcat, rabbits, and other invaders received a stern lecture.

In our Murrells Inlet house, intruding squirrels (those rascally tree rats!) raised our the biggest alarms. None of us thought of yelling at the sea birds since they all seemed to have wingspans bigger than we are (Kiska would’ve yelled at them). Fortunately, no alligator ever wandered into the yard.

Now we are back in the mountains. Bears wander by. Deer visit. Squirrels and rabbits bounce everywhere. With our fence complete, we need to secure our border. Frankie takes a calmer approach to the duties than Miss Kiska, but, as our senior member, he performs a careful inspection each morning. We’ll call it the Frankie Suave Security Services.


  1. Lilian on July 15, 2021 at 2:10 pm

    Lovely Franky!!, new house (this is it’s fourth?), new security rules.

  2. Jean Burkhardt on July 15, 2021 at 8:19 am

    It’s nice that FRankie Suave has taken over as SENIOR AGENT for security patrol. He did learn some tricks from Miss Kiska but has his own style! Good job Frankie!

  3. Debbie and Ruby on July 15, 2021 at 7:44 am

    Good job Frankie. If Hu-Dad needs some added income he can rent out your security services with that catchy name,

  4. HokiePack on July 15, 2021 at 7:33 am

    Frankie you learned well and incorporated your Suave ways!!

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