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Frankie Suave was so engrossed in observing the morning in the marsh, he didn’t realize he had committed a snooter offsides infraction.

A canine nose fits so well between the slats in our deck railing, perfect for picking up the best smells while also watching the marsh. A referee might say that crosses the line. In football parlance, that would be an offsides. In this case, a snooter offsides.

Upon further review, we are unable to find that rule in the official canine etiquette guide, so we have determined no penalty will be accessed. The player looks mighty happy at the replay decision.

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XO my own emoji for a big hug you snooter off sides you!
I think the penalty is 1 less treat for the day!
Sorry that was suppose to be “smells” not smelts.
Frankie Suave just remind the referee that there can never be a penalty for sticking your nose offsides. It is your duty to be aware of all smelts in the area.
Good decision for you Frankie Suave!! Of course you want to pick up the best smells you can!
Hmmm I think you need a new replay official. ?