We have more photos of Typhoon’s unusual sleeping positions in the yard, but we suggest you pretend you didn’t see this.

Long ago, we decided trying to explain our Little Prince was simply not possible. He believes knows he is special and deserves the best of treatment. So when he hears the camera snap an unflattering image, his response is to act like it never happened.

Like all royalty, his wishes must be obeyed, so our suggestion is you pretend you didn’t see this post or that first photograph. And now you know how to live around the Little Prince.