Happy Friday, readers. Frankie Suave has weekend plans we expect many of you share (and he is certainly anticipating with a smile).

As the senior resident of The Herd, Frankie Suave has the most practical expectations. The youngsters, Landon and Roscoe, always believe an adventure is around the corner. Typhoon assumes the world will revolve around his wishes. But Frankie has more realistic assumptions.

He knows we will take twice-daily walks of several miles, have scrumptious meals, and sprawl in the Hu-Dad’s bed overnight. But what special thing does he want?

At some point, you realize adventure is nice, but nice, cool air conditioning is all you really need in the summer.