Typhoon’s Santa Claus Letter For Christmas

Christmas Eve. The Big Guy comes tonight! And so we share Typhoon’s Santa Claus letter leaving just one more to share tomorrow.

Typhoon doing his absolute best "nice" look.

Typhoon doing his absolute best “nice” look.

Dear Santa Claus,

Let’s talk naughty and nice. My job is to keep Hu-Dad entertained. Boy, is he entertained. So that means I am doing my job and on the nice list. Case closed.

I need more rabbits. For some odd reason, there are less and less rabbits in the yard.

And could you make the new rabbits a faster model? Ours are too slow. They try to twist and turn, but I can out maneuver them every single time.

Since this is Christmas, I also want to show how generous I am. You can have every dog brush in the house and give them to another family.Β Those things are just evil, er, I mean I just want to help others.

Also note that I have generously decided that Christmas week is a perfect time to blow coat so I can share my fur all over the house. Hu-Dad really appreciates my giving spirit.

I do appreciate the early present of a baby brother to share the blame, er, I mean to care for.

Merry Christmas,


Why are you holding a dog brush and looking at me?

Why are you holding a dog brush and looking at me?


  1. Vincent Porrazzo on December 24, 2016 at 6:09 pm

    Well presented Typhoon. I hope you get some fast rabbits this Christmas.

    Vince, Silky and Nacho

  2. Mom 'n Ebby on December 24, 2016 at 3:37 pm

    Mom ‘n Ebby say: hope Santa brings you a few more dog brushes to replace the ones that seem to keep disappearing. Hoping you get your fondest wish …. more snow, and less rain and mud. Merry Christmas to you, the whole Herd, and to hu-Dad from us here in Dawson Creek BC Canada, where it’s presently 1:30 pm, -14C (6.8 F), and SNOWING lightly.

  3. Juno's mom on December 24, 2016 at 12:20 pm

    Why I always open the herd’s email first… a guaranteed chuckle or smile to start the day. This one is pretty clever. Amazing how you can read their minds. πŸ˜‰

  4. Pat and Rebel on December 24, 2016 at 10:29 am

    Typhoon you are all heart worrying about your Hu-Dad and others that need brushes. You have to be on the good list!! Also, it is so sweet that you allow Landon to share the blame for certain antics, after all, it makes him feel more like a brother and he can learn so much from you. Come to think of it, that might be why he shadows Frankie so he can also learn now to be good. Ooops, that did not come out right. Oh well, I am sure Santa knows just how special each of you are and will make sure you have a Merry Christmas.

  5. Lori on December 24, 2016 at 8:43 am

    Typhoon you have such a generous heart… giving those evil, I mean, those big brushes away to someone in need… you’re definitely on Santa’s nice list! You’re such a good boy sweetie ????

  6. Jane on December 24, 2016 at 8:02 am

    Oh my gosh. You just made my morning. I love having a good laugh first thing in the morning. I can’t wait for Boom Booms list. It aught to be hilarious. I hope Santa will bring you lots of Toys and goodies. Have a Merry Christmas. Hugs and kisses to the herd.

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