Unfair Pizza Night Distraction

December 18, 2016 / The Thundering Herd /

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We had a cool, rainy, foggy Saturday night, so Hu-Dad had the bright idea to declare it pizza night. Great, until things became unfair.

When do we get to come back in?

When do we get to come back in?

The weather was simply nasty – rainy, foggy, nasty. It wasn’t cold enough to create snow, but still just that yucky winter weather day. So, Hu-Dad decided to get pizza from a local restaurant for dinner. An excellent idea and we were totally game, including the part where he suggested we go outside before dinner.

Wait! You are eating pizza without us!

Wait! You are eating pizza without us!

Can you believe he expected us to STAY outside while the humans ate pizza? And it gets worse – they didn’t even save us pizza bones. The revolution is coming, folks, the revolution is coming.

We protest loudly!

We protest loudly!

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10 Comments

  1. KJ Pierson on December 18, 2016 at 6:57 pm

    You didn’t give them pizza bones? As a human, even I find that intolerable. Who eats that trash!

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  2. Mom 'n Ebby on December 18, 2016 at 11:43 am

    Mom ‘n Ebby say: Not even PIZZA BONES?! How RUDE!

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  3. Jan on December 18, 2016 at 11:37 am

    Revolution is totally in order here.

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  4. Jerry H. Owens on December 18, 2016 at 11:13 am

    REVOLT!!!! PIZZA BONES…ER CRUST FOR THE DAWGS!!!!!
    Randi & Chloe

    Reply
  5. All Things Collie on December 18, 2016 at 11:08 am

    Oh that is too much! We would be giving g them the cold shoulder!

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  6. Sea Wolf on December 18, 2016 at 10:13 am

    Excuse woo? No pizza bones at all?? Dogs always rate at least one pizza bone each. Even fat snowball could have just one. Greedy Hu Dad. 🙂

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    • The Thundering Herd on December 18, 2016 at 10:51 am

      Qannik with you right up to that “fat snowball” comment. But, then again, you advocated a pizza bone for him.

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  7. Billie Rhodes on December 18, 2016 at 8:14 am

    Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!

    Reply
  8. Jane on December 18, 2016 at 7:49 am

    How can you resist not giving them a bite of crust? Look at those hurtful faces Hu-Dad lol. I’m sure they get enough treats. Hugs and kisses to the herd.

    Reply
  9. Lori on December 18, 2016 at 7:43 am

    Well! I never!!! That is absolute insubordination! I support the pizza revolution!

    Reply

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