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When Chief of Security Kiska called for an immediate security patrol, a certain fluffy conscientious objector opted to ignore the request.
Egads! A certain pup was expected to fall into formation and tread through the dewy grass on a perimeter patrol.
Uh, Qannik, you are the same cotton ball that likes to sit in rain and soak up as much water as possible. How can you possibly object to getting your feety-feet wet?
If you aren’t planning to join a security sweep, exactly what are you planning to do instead?
Uh, Kiska, Qannik is requesting a handsome deferment (or is that defurment?) and be exempted from security duties. What do you have to say to that?
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