Tartok Tuesday – False Alarm

minding my own business

There I was minding my own business

drop food

When suddenly I thought I heard someone drop food on the kitchen floor.

False alarm

Just a false alarm. No dropped food.

wake me.

Wake me if anything hits the floor.


  1. siku marie on May 28, 2013 at 10:26 pm

    Trust your instincts. If you thought you heard food drop, then our guess is there IS something tasty languishing somewhere on the tile waiting for you!

  2. Teddy Westlife on May 28, 2013 at 6:35 pm

    Food false alarms are the worst kind of false alarms.

  3. Sam on May 28, 2013 at 2:05 pm

    That causes a furry stampede in our house. Our only hope is to get out of the way…


  4. Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus on May 28, 2013 at 1:36 pm

    We have heard that getting “under foot” while the humans are preparing to cook is the single best way to encourage food to fall on the floor. Not that we’ve ever actually tried it or anything, but we’ve heard it works. Just saying. 😉

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

  5. Piappies World on May 28, 2013 at 1:14 pm

    We sure hope that you get some yummy treats, Tartok. We think you got yourself in the perfect spot. Patience is a virtue…

    Piappies Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Wai-Max, Wai-Pai & Forgie

  6. Ice 'n Ayla on May 28, 2013 at 12:32 pm

    Ayla sez: Are you SURE nothing dropped, Tartok? If your ears are anything like mine — well, I can hear a chip bag rattle from three rooms away!

  7. John D on May 28, 2013 at 12:04 pm

    That is exactly like my dog, from fast asleep to ready to snatch up a treat in nothing flat.

  8. houndstooth on May 28, 2013 at 8:44 am

    It’s good to have an early first alert system in times like these! lol

  9. Max's Ma on May 28, 2013 at 7:51 am

    Ha, was just thinking Max would have to be faster than Thunder Kitty…not likely 😉

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