Siberian Husky translation by novelist D. K. Wall
We promise – we keep the hu-dad on a string at all times.
What good owners you are
Stop on by for a visit
It’s for his own good!
Oh, yeah! Can you imagine if you didn’t? I mean, he’d run off and go have Mexican food and beers, or find and Apple store and start buying iPad 4s and stuff. Just. Can’t. Trust. Bipeds off-lead!
Good job Qannik and the Herd. Gotta keep a watchful eye on those hu-parents. They don’t always listen.
Like I’d ever let my humans off leash. Gosh, they just run and run and run. They’re bred to run in one direction for a very long time and you’ll never find them again.
Of course you do! You can’t have him running out in traffic or harassing the wildlife!
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