Siberian Husky translation by novelist D. K. Wall
No, I have no idea who is digging holes in the yard.
Besides, you have no evidence that I have been around any dirt, now do you?
ummmm…actually…I do see just a teeny smudge, right there…near your ears…wait a sec’…(reaches over and brushes speck off)…THERE! All gone. Nope, you were never ever near that dirt. So says the cat, Savannah! Ta DA!!
Call your attorney. Answer no questions. Yawn in their faces. Turn your back and take a nap!
We see it was raining mud in your part of the world, what odd weather!
jack & moo
If the dirt doesn’t fit, you must acquit!
Q-Tip, never answer questions without an attorney!
Forensic evidence is always good when there are no eye witnesses or confessions.
NEVER admit wrong doing…just sayin.’
-Bart and Ruby
Tee-hee, they are so horrible at telling stories!
OH MY WORD! This happens to me all the time.
Great freckles! ;-> Adds to your character.
I bet those skhwirrels dropped it from the sky!
Holes? Holes? What holes — I don’t see any holes, do you? And I checked real close to make sure there weren’t any.
psst! Q-tip! Its me, Stella. You have just a smidge of dirt on you and maybe if you’d go roll on the carpet a little, it would come off. Go,now!
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