Q-Tip’s Denial

Q-Tip

No, I have no idea who is digging holes in the yard.

Q-Tip

Besides, you have no evidence that I have been around any dirt, now do you?

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13 Comments

  1. Savannah NanaMo on October 19, 2012 at 5:24 pm

    ummmm…actually…I do see just a teeny smudge, right there…near your ears…wait a sec’…(reaches over and brushes speck off)…THERE! All gone. Nope, you were never ever near that dirt. So says the cat, Savannah! Ta DA!!

  2. siku marie on October 19, 2012 at 1:36 am

    Call your attorney. Answer no questions. Yawn in their faces. Turn your back and take a nap!

  3. jack & moo on October 19, 2012 at 12:59 am

    We see it was raining mud in your part of the world, what odd weather!

    jack & moo

  4. houndstooth on October 19, 2012 at 12:12 am

    If the dirt doesn’t fit, you must acquit!

  5. Susan on October 18, 2012 at 10:23 pm

    Q-Tip, never answer questions without an attorney!

  6. jan on October 18, 2012 at 3:51 pm

    Forensic evidence is always good when there are no eye witnesses or confessions.

  7. rottrover on October 18, 2012 at 11:26 am

    NEVER admit wrong doing…just sayin.’

    -Bart and Ruby

  8. Sam on October 18, 2012 at 10:47 am

    Tee-hee, they are so horrible at telling stories!

    Sam

  9. Nora B. Webster on October 18, 2012 at 10:25 am

    OH MY WORD! This happens to me all the time.

    Accusations.

    Nora

  10. Suka on October 18, 2012 at 9:29 am

    hey Q-Tip,

    Great freckles! ;-> Adds to your character.

    Suka

  11. Khyra on October 18, 2012 at 6:06 am

    I bet those skhwirrels dropped it from the sky!

    Just sayin’

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

  12. Ice 'n Ayla on October 18, 2012 at 5:45 am

    Holes? Holes? What holes — I don’t see any holes, do you? And I checked real close to make sure there weren’t any.

  13. Stella on October 18, 2012 at 1:49 am

    psst! Q-tip! Its me, Stella. You have just a smidge of dirt on you and maybe if you’d go roll on the carpet a little, it would come off. Go,now!

    Stella

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