Ruby Tuesday – Who Does What?

Ruby here. For some reason, I have this bad reputation around human food and my brother, Tartok, is supposed to be the Angelic Wonder.

So why is his sniffer scanning the kitchen table top?

While I sit patiently and innocently.


Pure innocence.


  1. jack & moo on March 23, 2011 at 10:19 am

    Maybe Tartok just knows how to fool the humans better. Woo do look way to innocent to be guilty of anything.

    jack & moo

  2. siku marie on March 23, 2011 at 12:59 am

    Valid points, Sister! I believe you may have been unjustly labeled! Perhaps a civil action for damage to your sterling reputation…maybe Charlie Sheen’s lawyer has some time.

  3. Lorenza on March 22, 2011 at 11:48 pm

    Hmmm…. something smells fishy!
    Kisses and hugs

  4. Stella on March 22, 2011 at 10:39 pm

    Uhh, Ruby, maybe not Pure innocence, there must be various degrees of innocence, right?


  5. Shawnee the Shepherd on March 22, 2011 at 7:20 pm

    Hmmmm. Could that be some of that trick photography?

  6. Suka on March 22, 2011 at 7:10 pm

    hey Rudy,

    Could it be that Tartok is setting you up? I think brofurs are known to do that to their sisfurs.


  7. Huffle Mawson on March 22, 2011 at 5:43 pm

    It’s the innocent-looking ones you have to watch out for πŸ™‚

  8. The OP Pack on March 22, 2011 at 5:15 pm

    We think Tartok is just teasing you, Ruby – we don’t see anything good up there from our vantage point. You have to watch out for the “good” ones.

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

  9. Sagira on March 22, 2011 at 4:39 pm

    Hmm…I bet there is a good explanation for this.

  10. Mogley G. Retriever on March 22, 2011 at 12:09 pm

    It pays to fake them out once in a while. Make the humans let down their quard and then they will leave the good stuff out.

    Mogley G. Retriever

  11. Ice 'n Ayla on March 22, 2011 at 11:50 am

    In our house, our Mom calls it “table surfing”. I know better than to EVER touch anything on the table, but it doesn’t stop me from “surfing”, just check on what’s there. Ice won’t walk on laminate flooring, so he misses out on surfing for the best stuff on the table.

  12. Jan on March 22, 2011 at 11:39 am

    All dogs are innocent until proven guilty…or they make a full written confession.

  13. Kari on March 22, 2011 at 11:12 am

    Maybe you’ve been framed all along


  14. Stumpy and cyndi on March 22, 2011 at 11:03 am

    Stumpy works the innocent thing, frequently. It never fools me!

  15. Mimi & Cabana on March 22, 2011 at 10:20 am

    A guy can sniff, can’t he? At least as long as it doesn’t lead to a surf of the table/counter.

  16. Terri Jacobson on March 22, 2011 at 9:21 am

    I so agree with Ruby.

    Why on earth would you give her a bad wrap?

    I re-define her as sweetness and light.

  17. Khyra on March 22, 2011 at 9:20 am

    As ‘they’ stillwaters snoof deep –
    Or leap high –

    I furget exakhtly but it is something like that!


  18. kashathedaintydane on March 22, 2011 at 8:40 am

    Hi Ruby,

    It’s those quiet innocent looking ones you have to look out for…Ha Roo!

    AARF Kasha the Dainty Great Dane

  19. houndstooth4 on March 22, 2011 at 8:26 am

    Ruby, I have a feeling that all is not what it appears — especially your innocence!

  20. priscilla on March 22, 2011 at 8:02 am

    Now we know who the real angel is!

  21. Lexi and Jasper the Danes on March 22, 2011 at 4:25 am

    Hmmm, one is definitly smarter than the other here!
    You Ruby being the smart one and looking innocent while everyones watching πŸ˜‰

    Licks and lots of slobber,
    Lexi and Jasper the Danes

  22. Wild Dingo on March 22, 2011 at 3:39 am

    that’s ONLY cuz there’s NOTHING up there Ruby. We all know WOO better.

    as for Tartok… well, he obviously learns from the master… Woo!

  23. Holly & Khady on March 22, 2011 at 1:50 am

    It’s the “good” ones you really have to watch out for sometimes!

    Khady Lynn

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