Sidewalk Cafes

Is that food good?

As regular readers know, The Herd is often left in the Jeep while the humans pop into some restaurant for some food.  What horror, huh?  And they park the Jeep so that the humans can watch The Herd for their safety.  Or so they say.  We think they park that way so we have to watch them eat.  So how does Queen Natasha the Evil amuse herself while the humans are eating in front of her?

Hey, Lady, can you spare some change for a poor, abandoned, starving Siberian Husky? Look at my pathetic face.

Hey, kids, starving puppy here. Got any extra snacks?

Looking for my next victim.

28 Comments

  1. Samantha on November 22, 2010 at 4:25 pm

    Now that is an adorable look, she looks so cute!

  2. The Army of Four on November 22, 2010 at 12:52 pm

    Oh, yeah. You’ve got the look down, Natasha! My mom would cave. Well, she’d go find your hu-dad, then ask if she could give you some food.
    Tail wags,
    Storms

  3. Dennis the Vizsla on November 21, 2010 at 12:51 am

    You need a hand-lettered cardboard sign. And a spot at the on-ramp of the freeway.

  4. NCMountainwoman on November 20, 2010 at 10:31 pm

    Sometimes even the Queen has to take a bite of humble pie. Poor thing…looks like that’s the only kind of pie she got. What a gorgeous expression!

  5. siku marie on November 20, 2010 at 12:50 am

    Do the humans at least bring out styrofoam boxes for you…what they call “DOGGIE BAGS?” With the look the Queen has mastered I bet you guys make big bucks panhandling while hu-dad eats.

  6. Khyra on November 19, 2010 at 10:11 pm

    Eva, Brice, and I are taking notes!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

  7. Holly & Khady on November 19, 2010 at 9:24 pm

    She definitely knows how to work it!!

    Holly

  8. Sam on November 19, 2010 at 8:55 pm

    I’m surprised they don’t howl! I can already imagine the sounds coming from Sam if we left him in the car and he could see us eating!

    Sam

  9. Sychoberians on November 19, 2010 at 4:08 pm

    We sure hope the Humans, including yours; understand the wrath of an Evil Queen denied and gave in to your wishes.

    Remy and Flash

  10. The OP Pack on November 19, 2010 at 3:05 pm

    Bet that beautiful face snagged lots of good things:)

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

  11. Ryker on November 19, 2010 at 2:37 pm

    Hope you didn’t drool on those little kids.
    I droll all over mom’s arm when ever she eats something in the car.

  12. Yuri and Sheba's Mom on November 19, 2010 at 2:24 pm

    Awww, what a poor, mistreated, picked-on girl! Sheba wants to know if that act works any better for you than it does for her.

  13. Kari on November 19, 2010 at 2:19 pm

    So does it work? Do you get money and food?

    Kari
    http://dogisgodinreverse.com/

  14. Pamela on November 19, 2010 at 1:08 pm

    We like to eat at cafes that allows dogs at outdoor tables. I don’t even want to think about what that would like look with 6 sibes and 2 humans.

    However, I’d love to see video!

  15. Emma Rose on November 19, 2010 at 10:56 am

    Oh Sweetheart! Where do I send my change???

    Kisses,
    Emma Rose

  16. Stella on November 19, 2010 at 10:35 am

    Ah, dear, sweet Natasha. Hungry, probably verging on starvation. Did you score anything from the passersby? I didn’t think so. Next time, add a little weak whimpering to your act and see if that doesn’t get you something!

    Kisses,

    Stella

  17. Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo & Molly on November 19, 2010 at 9:59 am

    HARROOOOO!!! That is too funny!!! Did the sad face work?

    Woofs and Kisses!
    The Fiesty Three

  18. The Luke on November 19, 2010 at 9:59 am

    O The Queen…! You convinced me! I have rummaged frew our pantry and am sendin a care package off today!

    wif love from the Luke

    P.S. I so hope the end of this story included pizza bones!

  19. KB on November 19, 2010 at 9:41 am

    I’d give Natasha anything she asked for. I don’t see the “evil” part so she’d melt my heart!

  20. moo & jack on November 19, 2010 at 9:27 am

    All hail the Queen! Bipeds are suckers fur a sorrowful Siberian face like that.

    jack & moo

    PS – its awfully mean of your hu-dad to eat in front of woo like that! Just sayin…

  21. MN on November 19, 2010 at 8:30 am

    All she needs now is a cup holder hanging on the outside of the jeep with a sign on it. “Will sing for cash, sled dog out of work, no snow”

    Mr. Taleteller
    Matt and Morgan (and the greyhounds)

  22. Sonic on November 19, 2010 at 8:25 am

    Who… tell me WHO can resist that sad starving face???

    Even if I were starving myself and I only had a small bit of pork, I’d share it with you!

    Sonic

  23. Stumpy and Cyndi on November 19, 2010 at 8:23 am

    A sibe’s gotta do what a sibes’s gotta do. Do you share your scores with the rest of the herd?

  24. Houndstooth on November 19, 2010 at 8:22 am

    Natasha, have you considered taking up acting? I think you’d have a lot of money for Siberian snacks if you did. I’m betting you’d have leading roles all the time!

    I love how they all can’t help but be sucked in by that face of hers!

  25. HUSKYS RULE on November 19, 2010 at 7:49 am

    QNTE you should score big because that poor starving siberian face is spot on!! You just need Cheoah to make her squeal & that would seal the deal!! Let us know how it works out!!
    Licks & Nibbles,
    Kody & Nia

  26. priscilla on November 19, 2010 at 5:08 am

    How many victims you’d collected, Your Majesty, Queen Natasha?

  27. Minnie and Mack on November 19, 2010 at 4:56 am

    Ha ha ha, so cute! Did you land any good stuff?

    Drools and licks,
    Minnie and Mack

  28. Koda on November 19, 2010 at 3:38 am

    I hope it worked, I can hear Ma sorting out her change!

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