Kitchen Patrol

Kitchen Patrol

You looking for me?

Just walking through the kitchen.

Innocent Ruby.


  1. Maxx on February 12, 2010 at 12:25 am

    Wow what an adventure! Thanks for letting us tag along!!


  2. Alex on February 11, 2010 at 4:27 am

    They have “Neighborhood Watch”, you’re just providing a version limited to the kitchen, right? πŸ˜‰

  3. Steve & Kat on February 10, 2010 at 9:57 pm

    I can tell Ruby is innocent because she looks to sad to have scored any bread or sweet potatoes.


  4. Sam on February 10, 2010 at 8:39 pm

    Dog? Kitchen? Innocent? Nah.

    There seems to be some suspicious activity occurring at the Annex today!

  5. Sonic on February 10, 2010 at 8:15 pm

    Hahahah I believe you! Ruby is innocent!


  6. Siku Marie, the White Dog on February 10, 2010 at 7:37 pm

    Anything good on the counters?

  7. Roxanne @ Champion of My Heart on February 10, 2010 at 6:57 pm

    Saw something similar today, after hearing the distinct crinkle of a cereal bag … that I’d left on the island/cart. Stinkers!

  8. Clive on February 10, 2010 at 6:47 pm

    What did you take ???!!

  9. Khyra on February 10, 2010 at 5:19 pm

    I khonkhur with Dennis…

    This sekhtor is sekhured!


  10. Huffle Mawson on February 10, 2010 at 5:01 pm

    She looks totally innocent. Seriously.

  11. gus, louie and callie on February 10, 2010 at 5:01 pm

    Ruby you are innocent. We can tell. Just cleaning up things for mom..

    Big Sloppy Kisses
    Gus, Louie and Callie

  12. Twinkietinydog on February 10, 2010 at 4:15 pm

    “Just walking,” you said, right? Just walking, really? You really want us to believe that you’re just going to cross. Hmm. You mean you’re not going to stick your face on the counters, the trash and such. I would like to ask somebody else in the household please.

  13. Kari on February 10, 2010 at 4:08 pm

    innocent you say? hmmmm

  14. Amy / Layla the Malamute on February 10, 2010 at 2:53 pm

    Oh the many wonderful things in the kitchen. So wonderful that both Layla and Casey (the lab) have been throwing up from raiding the garbage. The garbage that was tied up and in a closed garbage can. I think they’re part raccoon.

  15. Stella on February 10, 2010 at 1:44 pm

    You just have to cruise your house for any bad thing lurking around. They like to blame you for getting into something in the kitchen, but you wait until you find the snake that creeped in, Gratitude will be yours!


  16. KB on February 10, 2010 at 1:09 pm

    Have any of your dogs developed a CD/DVD obsession? Our R likes to gnaw on them, if you can imagine such a thing. He took a CD out my zippered bag, which also had real food in it. He ignored the food and destroyed the CD. Then, just the other day, he counter surfed, ignoring the food and tried to steal another CD. What’s with this boy? Have you ever heard of a dog CD obsession before?

  17. Life With Dogs on February 10, 2010 at 1:07 pm

    And no gates to get caught in! πŸ˜‰

  18. Wild Dingo on February 10, 2010 at 12:01 pm

    Open mouth. delete contents.

  19. The Army of Four on February 10, 2010 at 11:47 am

    Hey Ruby! If there’s nothing good on the counters, that trash can looks ripe for the picking! Uh… not that I’d do that or anything…
    not now that we have that $200 trash can Meeshka’s mom recommended….

  20. The OP Pack on February 10, 2010 at 11:33 am

    We can’t imagine you did anything other than a good safety patrol, Ruby.

    Woos, Phantom and Thunder

  21. achieve1dream on February 10, 2010 at 10:33 am

    Innocent my tail!


  22. Huskys Rule on February 10, 2010 at 10:26 am

    Ruby….they just don’t understand the community service you are providing by patrolling the kitchen to make sure nothing is out of place & that their is not a speck of food on floor to bring ants in the house. You should get a special treat for the excellent service you are providing “free of charge”.
    Woo Woo,
    Kody & Nia

  23. Dennis the Vizsla on February 10, 2010 at 10:17 am

    “The sector is clear. Moving out.”

  24. Kira The BeaWoootiful on February 10, 2010 at 10:10 am

    Wooos! I won’t tell! Woo are totally innocent!
    -Kira The No Snow Dog!

  25. Biloxi and Siber-sibs on February 10, 2010 at 9:09 am

    HaRooooo! Did woo score sumpting yummy but ain’t tellin’????

    Husky kisses,

  26. Beckett on February 10, 2010 at 8:15 am

    Ruby, I empathize with you. I too am constantly being scrutinized for my patrol trips to the kitchen, and my character is constantly assailed with slurs like “counter surfer.” It is a sad, sad world when fine canines such as us cannot travel freely through a kitchen without Big Brother watching us.


    PS – have you ever had applesauce? I scored a whole package of that a few days ago and it was DELISH!

  27. Houndstooth on February 10, 2010 at 8:01 am

    Of course it’s innocent! There could be a cat or tree rat in there trying to steal the food!


  28. Teddy Bear on February 10, 2010 at 2:22 am

    Did you find anything good in there???:)

    Teddy Bear

  29. Mochi on February 10, 2010 at 2:10 am

    Woo! Did you score something good? πŸ™‚


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