Siberian Husky translation by novelist D. K. Wall
You looking for me?
Just walking through the kitchen.
Wow what an adventure! Thanks for letting us tag along!!
They have “Neighborhood Watch”, you’re just providing a version limited to the kitchen, right? 😉
I can tell Ruby is innocent because she looks to sad to have scored any bread or sweet potatoes.
Dog? Kitchen? Innocent? Nah.
There seems to be some suspicious activity occurring at the Annex today!
Hahahah I believe you! Ruby is innocent!
Anything good on the counters?
Saw something similar today, after hearing the distinct crinkle of a cereal bag … that I’d left on the island/cart. Stinkers!
What did you take ???!!
I khonkhur with Dennis…
This sekhtor is sekhured!
She looks totally innocent. Seriously.
Ruby you are innocent. We can tell. Just cleaning up things for mom..
Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie
“Just walking,” you said, right? Just walking, really? You really want us to believe that you’re just going to cross. Hmm. You mean you’re not going to stick your face on the counters, the trash and such. I would like to ask somebody else in the household please.
innocent you say? hmmmm
Oh the many wonderful things in the kitchen. So wonderful that both Layla and Casey (the lab) have been throwing up from raiding the garbage. The garbage that was tied up and in a closed garbage can. I think they’re part raccoon.
You just have to cruise your house for any bad thing lurking around. They like to blame you for getting into something in the kitchen, but you wait until you find the snake that creeped in, Gratitude will be yours!
Have any of your dogs developed a CD/DVD obsession? Our R likes to gnaw on them, if you can imagine such a thing. He took a CD out my zippered bag, which also had real food in it. He ignored the food and destroyed the CD. Then, just the other day, he counter surfed, ignoring the food and tried to steal another CD. What’s with this boy? Have you ever heard of a dog CD obsession before?
And no gates to get caught in! 😉
Open mouth. delete contents.
Hey Ruby! If there’s nothing good on the counters, that trash can looks ripe for the picking! Uh… not that I’d do that or anything…
not now that we have that $200 trash can Meeshka’s mom recommended….
We can’t imagine you did anything other than a good safety patrol, Ruby.
Woos, Phantom and Thunder
Innocent my tail!
Ruby….they just don’t understand the community service you are providing by patrolling the kitchen to make sure nothing is out of place & that their is not a speck of food on floor to bring ants in the house. You should get a special treat for the excellent service you are providing “free of charge”.
Kody & Nia
“The sector is clear. Moving out.”
Wooos! I won’t tell! Woo are totally innocent!
-Kira The No Snow Dog!
HaRooooo! Did woo score sumpting yummy but ain’t tellin’????
Ruby, I empathize with you. I too am constantly being scrutinized for my patrol trips to the kitchen, and my character is constantly assailed with slurs like “counter surfer.” It is a sad, sad world when fine canines such as us cannot travel freely through a kitchen without Big Brother watching us.
PS – have you ever had applesauce? I scored a whole package of that a few days ago and it was DELISH!
Of course it’s innocent! There could be a cat or tree rat in there trying to steal the food!
Did you find anything good in there???:)
Woo! Did you score something good? 🙂
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