Frankie Suave Lawn Inspection

Spring is the time of year for humans to use their green thumbs, so Frankie Suave is handling lawn inspection duty to grade their work.

Handling the bug count - Frankie Suave Lawn Inspection
Handling the bug count

The trees are covered with buds, the flowers poking their heads above the ground, and the grass is greening. Spring is in the air. Frankie Suave is very interested in proper lawn care, especially the level of tasty bugs and grub. Correction—he meant healthy, not tasty bugs and grub. Right, Frankie? Right?

3 Comments

  1. HokiePack on March 31, 2023 at 11:18 am

    Our backyard has holes all over it. Our resident digger Cheyenne digs ankle breaker holes looking for those “healthy” bugs ?. The 3 males let her do the work & then fight over the holes once she abandons it ??‍♀️. Sibes !!!

  2. Debbie & Miss Ruby on March 31, 2023 at 9:01 am

    Some Sibes enjoy the rabbit droppings!!

  3. Jean Burkhardt on March 31, 2023 at 6:27 am

    This post is funny-HEALTHY BUGS HU-Dad??? Yesterday our foxhound mix Sadie encountered what I THINK was a VOLE! Never had one before or else we didn’t know!!!

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