Best Rated Security System

Our house is protected by the best rated security system ever designed – Chief of Security Kiska and Queen Natasha the Evil.

Security Chief Kiska scanning the horizon.

Security Chief Kiska scanning the horizon.

Those electronic systems have to be armed and disarmed, but our excellent security system merely needs to be fed twice a day. In return, our perimeter is secured 24/7 from all possible intruders.

QNTE sniffing the air for possible intruders.

QNTE sniffing the air for possible intruders.

And when a security alert is issued, all members of The Herd respond immediately to confront the intruder. That response time is much quicker than any local police unit.

360 degree surveillance system.

360 degree surveillance system.

And we bet our security system goes one step further than any electronic system out there. Note that Kiska is rubbing her scent on the fence line in the next picture.

Natasha declaring a code green - while Kiska rubs her scent into the fence.

Natasha declaring a code green – while Kiska rubs her scent into the fence.

And that’s why we think we have the best rated security system available.

8 Comments

  1. Rebekah on March 20, 2016 at 7:53 pm

    I have one of these security systems as well. It works great!

  2. Lori on March 19, 2016 at 9:17 am

    A Sibes work is never done! Always on alert to secure the perimeter! Well done security crew!

  3. Jane on March 19, 2016 at 7:29 am

    I agree 100%. I keep getting calls from security system places and I keep telling them no thank you. I don’t need one. I own a German Shepherd and they say oh and I tellove them please take me off your list and have a good day lol. No one is getting in this house without me knowing about it. Hugs and kisses to the herd.

    • Juno's mom on March 19, 2016 at 12:53 pm

      I get those calls too. One asked me what system I had and I told him D*O*G*S. He said he wasn’t familiar with that one. I decoded it for him and then he asked if they’d call the police for me. I told him they ARE the police.

      • Jane on March 19, 2016 at 1:51 pm

        Oh that is a great one. I have to remember that.

  4. Zoe on March 19, 2016 at 7:22 am

    Head of Security Kiska has the sweetest face… Until she’s patrolling then she’s got a very serious look
    Just out of curiosity… Do they react to approaching humans with the same focus as they do rabbits? I have a friend w huskies who are very brave …. Behind their human
    Vocal but not exactly the same gusto I’m used to seeing in shepherds
    Personally I think vocal is all you need but it’s just cute to watch those elegant animals standing firmly behind dad as the bark lol

  5. vincent porrazzo on March 19, 2016 at 4:35 am

    Let squirrels and other rodents beware!

  6. Melon on March 19, 2016 at 4:12 am

    The scent rubbing is interesting. If only we could smell what they smell…

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